Denton Day of the Dead Coffin Racing Team
Racing ahead of conspiracy theorists everywhere
Do you know the truth?
Or are you part of the problem?
Is the Earth really flat?
Professor Dave helps you out.
Are Birds Real?
Did the US government replace all the birds with spy drones?
The Birds Aren't Real movement exists to spread awareness that the U.S. Government genocided over 12 Billion birds from 1959-2001, and replaced these birds with surveillance drone replicas, which still watch us every day. Once a preventative cause, our initial goal was to stop the forced extinction of real birds. Unfortunately this was unsuccessful, and the government has since replaced every living bird with robotic replicas. Now our movement's prerogative is to make everyone aware of this fact.
https://birdsarentreal.com/pages/faq
Chemtrails: Fact or Flatulence?
Is the government messing with you in other ways from the sky?
The Chemtrails theory refers to the idea that governments or other parties are engaged in a secret program to add toxic chemicals to the atmosphere from aircraft in a way that visibly form in the sky, somewhat similar to contrails. Various different motivations for this alleged dispersion are speculated, including sterilization, reduction of life expectancy, mind control or weather control.
https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-42195511
BUT, just because 98.7% of atmospheric scientists and geochemists studying the claim reported no evidence of a secret large-scale atmospheric spraying program, doesn't mean it isn't true does it?
Real words issues
Jewish Space Lasers
In 2018 Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene took to social media to share her suspicions that the California wildfires were started by 'space solar generators' which were funded by powerful, mysterious backers. Instantly, thousands of people rallied around her, blaming the fires on 'Jewish space lasers' and, ultimately, the Rothschild family.
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/733925/jewish-space-lasers-by-mike-rothschild/
Sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads
In 1997, Dr. Evil explained the value of using sharks with laser beams attached to their heads as an appropriate motivational tool for world domination. Fortunately, or unfortunately, due to environmental concerns and paperwork, it was not until 2002 that the technology was implemented.
However, it has never been settled. Which is more powerful? Jewish space lasers or sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads?
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